Ballin' title.

choras-den: hey lil mama

choras-den:

hey lil mama

(via deviantfallacy)

smilingemoticon:

i’m sorry, sir, but “gotta go fast” is not an excuse to get out of speeding. wait what the fuck did you paint your skin blue

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garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

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socialjustinope:

true gender equality

(Source: adventurecomics, via rosiedoll)

piglii:

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221becquerel:

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repooperaphantomtime: This is too perfect

repooperaphantomtime:

This is too perfect

(Source: siberian-orange, via theblackship)

kristinemarija: is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

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meladoodle:

monkeysgoingcrazy:

meladoodle:

let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine

the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket

not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.

(via orgasmic-humor)