hey baby, come here often?

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

(Source: goatpolice, via huffleist-of-puffs)

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

(via trillaryduff)

bogleech:

IT’S A HUMMINGBEE

These are BEE FLIES!

Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!

(Source: cortem1, via pagingme)

istota:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

oh my god

istota:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

oh my god

(via trillaryduff)

mugglebornheadcanon:

286. Muggle born students getting into trouble for doing randomly dangerous things “for the vine”. Confused teachers then believe “the vine” is some sort of new dark magic.

(Source: the-captains-wife, via alexbenedetto)

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

(via thekingdomcome)

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

image

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld, via thekingdomcome)

harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…

(via trillaryduff)